I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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