Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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