carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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