i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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