K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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