Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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