if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i was born a porn star she said
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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