BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Did we literally take a cab across the street
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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