i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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