I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
