babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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