Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
