That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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