Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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