There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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