how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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