I want to walk on stilts...naked
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
My liver just had a heart attack.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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