Three words: puerto rican gang bang
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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