Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did you just see the Batmobile???
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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