We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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