Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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