i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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