Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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