He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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