Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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