Just cropdusted the office
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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