Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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