I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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