guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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