I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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