I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
