i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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