R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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