:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Operation Purity has been aborted
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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