wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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