Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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