Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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