My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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