I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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