Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
This house was built for laser tag.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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