yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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