Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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