The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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