New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You can make out without kissing
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