remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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