remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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