Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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