Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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