windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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