bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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