We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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