The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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