It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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