We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
