How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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