how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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