Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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