I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
How naked do you want me to be?
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