Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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