we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I wish you could order shots online.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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